Top Ten Signs Your Neighbor is Hiding Osama Bin Laden

Courtesy of CBS and the Late Show with David Letterman

10. He's turned backyard jungle gym into Taliban training camp

9. You call over there and someone answers, "Death to America... I mean, Yello"

8. There's a large "No Infidels" sign on the front porch

7. In latest video, behind Osama is you mowing the lawn

6. Neighborhood suddenly reeks of figs and sheep

5. Just had delivered issue of People's "25 Sexiest Mullahs"

4. Got invited to summer block party -- this years theme: "Sun, Fun and Jihad"

3. Mailbox now reads, "Rutherford/Bin Laden"

2. Car in the driveway has a hilarious "Martyrdom or Bust" bumper sticker

1. Last Sunday, Kim Jong-Il dropped by for Brunch