classified ads

mood:amused

Lately, I've spent many hours cruising the classified ads, searching for a job. I frequently come across sds that I find very amusing, so I thought I'd share them with you here.

You could be working for the largest telecommunications company in the world!

Do you have a charming voice?
Do you love chit chat?
If so, you may be the perfect candidate for telephone acting! You MUST have an open mind, and a very charming voice!

Paychecks mailed WEEKLY!
Flexible Hours - full/part time or work as an independent contractor setting your own hours!
Complete and total anonymity!

We employ hundreds of women and men nationwide and entertain over 10,000 clients daily. Our top agents earn $15+ per hour. (hourly rate plus bonuses) You must be an adult, have a private area of your home to work from, and a very positive attitude!

Please call 1-800-325-6608 for more detailed information regarding this position!

Sound like a fun and easy way to earn money? It is!

For more information, call and speak with one of recruiters today or visit us at www.phoneactress.com

*Ahem* wonder what they REALLY want?