Men Are Usually Happier People - But Why Not?

-Your last name stays put.
-The garage is all yours.
-Chocolate is just another snack.
-You can never be pregnant.
-Wedding plans take care of themselves.
-You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park - you can wear NO shirt to a water park.
-Car mechanics tell you the truth.
-You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
-Same work, more pay.
-Wrinkles add character.
-Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
-People never stare at your chest when you are talking to them.
-The occassional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
-New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
-One mood all the time.
-Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
-You know stuff about tanks.
-A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
-You can open all your own jars.
-Your underwear costs $8.95 for a three-pack.
-Three paires of shoes are more than enough.
-You almost never have strap problems in public.
-You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
-You only have to shave your face and neck.
-Your belly usually hides your hips.
-You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
-You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

~Author unknown
From Mother and Child Reunion, Volume 10, Issue 3