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Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Miami's little sister and brother

Wow... what a day. Sorry it's been so long since I've posted, but the job hunt has kept me so busy.

Early this afternoon, I adopted two new hamsters. I was only planning to adopt one, but then I went to the adoption center, and they had two that looked so cute - and needed homes. So, next thing I knew, I went home with two.

I spent nearly 45 minutes this afternoon making a new cage for the second one. I used to have an aquarium, but that broke, and I only had one other cage. The one cage I have is really nice and was really expensive - I wouldn't have bought it, but Miami's vet reccommended it for her. When I decided to get the second hamster, I ran over next door to Target and picked up a 66-gallon plastic container. When I got home, I got out my dad's screwdriver and drilled a bunch of airholes in it. It's all set up now for hamster occupation.

One hamster (the one I had planned to adopt) is a female black bear. She's a tiny little thing. She's pretty young though - just weaned a few days ago. She'll grow to be a LOT bigger. Her new name is Tallahassee, Tally for short. But my mother calls her Skunk - look at the pictures to understand why.

The other critter - the one I didn't plan to adopt but who I couldn't leave behind - is a male long-haired teddy bear. His age is unknown - his former owners did not reveal that information about him. Based on what I know about hamsters, though, I'd guess that he is between six months and one year old. Probably closer to six months. His new name is Pahokee.

Both of these critters are much jumpier than Miami was when I got her. Miami was about two or three months old and very mellow when I got her. She was tame within a day. Neither of these critters will let me pick them up yet.

Tally has a little scratch under her eye, so as soon as I can, I am going to try to get her into the vet. I'd also like to get Pahokee checked out by my vet, just in case. I take all my critters to Dr. Allan at Lakewood Animal Health Center. She has an amazing gift with small animals.

Here's a couple of photos, and you can see additional photos by clicking on the links below. By the way, these hamsters could also be called the "we stand still for no one" hamsters. Sorry the pics aren't very good, but since I can't pick these guys up yet, I have to deal with some awkward angles and wiggly hamsters.





Tallahassee 1
Tallahassee 2
Tallahassee 3
Tallahassee 4
Tallahassee 5
Tallahassee 6

Pahokee 1
Pahokee 2
Pahokee 3
Pahokee 4
Pahokee 5
Pahokee 6
Pahokee 7

Friday, January 27, 2006

busy busy busy...

Life without Miami is moving along pretty normally. By the grace of God, I'm coping quite well. Although, sometimes things happen that make me wonder... if it's hard losing my hamster, how much more difficult must it be to lose a friend? a sibling? a parent? a spouse? For example, I'll open the refrigerator and notice a bag full of lettuce... and I'll think, just yesterday (two days ago, three days ago) I was feeding that lettuce to Miami. And it's just a pang - just, like, a moment. By the grace of God, I can still get what I need and close the refrigerator door. But all the little reminders like that - how many more reminders would there be if I had lost a friend or a spouse?

I've picked up again on the job hunt. I actually feel very confident about getting a job at my mom's school - I'm in the process of setting up an interview there for subbing. I have also called my number-one public school district. Hopefully I can be employed soon.

I've been searching for another hamster to adopt. There is a male and a female black bear hamster available for adoption in Tulsa, Oklahoma. The only downside to that adoption is the distance - I live in Kansas City and the hamsters are in Tulsa. I wish there was an adoptable hamster closer to Kansas City. I'm not sure if my parents will let my drive to Tulsa for the hamster. But oh well. I'll figure out a way to make this work out.

I'm terribly behind in my classes. I really should be working on that right now, instead of blogging. But I'm not. (shame on me!) So, okay, I'll go do that now. I'm gonna catch up. Not to mention I have TONS of cleaning to do. Later...

Thursday, January 26, 2006

moving on

It's so weird, to think about "moving on" from the loss of a hamster. After all, she was *just* a hamster. But she was so much more, too. Strange.

She's been laid to rest in a lovely grave in my back yard. I found a small headstone/grave marker at Walmart - it's actually a garden spike, but it's perfect. It has an angel holding a flower. It's perfect for her.

BunnyServant reccommended that I get another critter, and I'd like to. Of course, I can never replace Miami, but it would be nice to get another critter to love and cuddle. I'd like to adopt another pet, but there aren't many pocket pets up for adoption. I'm frustrated, because I would have to drive at least two hours or more each way to adopt a hamster. Of course, I can always go to Petco and buy another hamster, which is an option as well.

I suppose I should get back on the horse and back to working at getting a job. I need to call a few people back.

I need to call Compaq too. Gotta get my laptop serviced.

*Sigh* I have nothing to say. Please tell me your life is more exciting than mine.

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Thanks

Thank you to all my friends in the blogging world for all your support. Thanks especially to my friend BunnyServant for the love she has shown me.

It's amazing how this tiny little creature who was only a part of my life for seven months (give or take) can affect my life so much. She was so devoted to me, always willing to cuddle when I needed some lovin'. Student teaching was stressful, but Miami was my love anytime I needed it. She was soft and cuddly and just so full of love.

Miami, I have always loved you and I will always love you. I hope your hamster heaven is full of broccoli, grapes, exercise wheels, and everything else your heart desires.

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Services for Miami will be held on the evening of Wednesday, January 25th. Location TBA. Please contact me at tidybowl5 AT gmail DOT com if you are interested in attending.



For all the days of joy you brought me, for all the memories we made, for all the love we shared...

I will never forget you.


Sometime between three and seven AM this morning, Miami managed to get the cord from my DVD player into her cage. She only managed to chew partially through the cord before she left this world behind.

Goodbye, my beloved hammy.

Monday, January 23, 2006

before I forget...

...and while I'm thinking about it, I wanted to post a couple of articles I found a couple of weeks ago. They're about the same thing - a study of hamsters (what else?) that made some interesting discoveries. One article is from the Discovery Channel's website and the other article is from ABCNEWS.com. Enjoy!

back to the world of higher education, and more

Sorry I've been missing for the past few days, folks. I've been going in circles, or at least it feels that way, signing up for more college courses. I'm such a nerd. I've barely been out of school for a month and I'm already going back.

I did decide, though, to go for community education (non-credit) courses. They're non-grade courses, and more importantly, they're cheaper.

I also wound up spending more than two hours on the phone with Compaq's technical support this afternoon. Grrr. Whoever had the idea to send tech support to India was crazy. I wasn't on hold for much of that time. I just couldn't understand most of what this lady kept saying to me. And in the end, my computer still is not fixed. Infuriating.

Radical One surfed over here and asked about how things ended up with myself and S, my (male) friend of nearly three years. Where to begin? I've begun considering the nunnery more than ever lately. Kidding, but in all seriousness, I think I've given up on him, and I'm considering giving up on the entire male species. I see him at church on Sunday, but outside of that time, we haven't spent any time together for over two months. His choice, not mine. He hasn't offered any explanation. I am on the one hand furious, on another hand relieved, and mostly just confused by it all.

I will end by saying this. The state of our relationship has perhaps confused me most about my future. Until now I had just assumed I would get a job near home, teach in a suburban school, become more involved in my church, and basically just live the "typical" life of a college grad. Now I'm wondering if I should move somewhere within the US, if I should go overseas, or even teach in the KC district. Lots of questions right now, and very few answers. I appreciate your prayers. I'll let you know when/if I figure anything out.

Friday, January 20, 2006

strange bedfellows

I found this rather amusing article today about (what else?) a hamster and the amusing company she keeps. I couldn't resist sharing with my fellow bloggers. Guaranteed to amuse and delight. :)

You Are Strawberry Ice Cream
A bit shy and sensitive, you are sweet to the core.
You often find yourself on the outside looking in.
Insightful and pensive, you really understand how the world works.
You are most compatible with chocolate chip ice cream.


Your Blog Should Be Blue

Your blog is a peaceful, calming force in the blogosphere.
You tend to avoid conflict - you're more likely to share than rant.
From your social causes to cute pet photos, your life is a (mostly) open book.






You Are a Beagle Puppy





Cheerful, energetic, and happy go lucky.
And you're sense of smell is absolutely amazing!


Thursday, January 19, 2006

He restores my soul

I've been oddly anxious for the past couple of days. I can't explain it at all. I could really use your prayers. I sense God may be leading me towards a particular path, but I could really use your prayers. There is much uncertainty in my life right now.

Thanks for your support, my fellow bloggers. It means so much to me.

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Hehe

Drea emailed me a bit of code and told me to put it into my blog. She wouldn't tell me what it was - just promised me I would like it. She has good taste! See if you can guess what she sent me. :)

I had a crazy day, running around filling out another job application. My mom called me this morning and told me that a flu bug was becoming epidemic at her school, and they were short on subs. So, with a lot of hard work, I had an application turned into her school before the end of the day. With any luck, I'll be working there before the end of the week.

My sister put in her two weeks' notice at her store today. She found a temp job doing graphic design that pays something like four times as much as her old job. I hope she can continue doing that, at least until her thesis is done. She deserves better compensation than she has been getting.

Monday, January 16, 2006

answered prayers

Thanks for all your prayers, friends. This morning, my mom has perked up quite a bit. She's not one hundred percent yet, but mostly she's just really tired still. I think she just needs to get some food in her. She's hardly had anything to eat for two and a half days. Her cough has decreased significantly. Her fever is gone, her runny/stuffy nose is gone, her achy muscles are (mostly) gone, and her headache is gone. I need to double check with BunnyServant to know for sure, but I think this is a really good sign. My mom had a gyno appointment this morning (it was scheduled weeks ago), and her gyno doctor told her that it's flu weather. So I am very relieved. It looks like it's NOT whooping cough, and I'm so relieved - there is no way to express it. Plus, it is so nice to see my mother resting quietly, not ill or coughing violently.

Your prayers have meant so much to me. God answers prayer! Our household is returning to health!

Sunday, January 15, 2006

Princessa

My friend Princessa is giving her blog another shot. So I would appreciate it if you would all stop by and give her a shout. She's really cool, I promise.
Princessa's Royal Menagerie

the mixed up world of miss tye d. bowl

I saw the aforementioned gentleman today at church. Seeing him is a lot harder now.

See, he's been my best friend for almsot three years. We spend so much time together - usually at least one evening a week, sometimes more. And all the articles that I have read (particularly those from Christian sources) have left me nothing but confused.

It hasn't helped that he has been sending mixed signals for over a year now. No, let me rephrase that - he sends clear "signals". But he continues to say we're "just friends".

I received more mixed signals again this morning. So is it over? Well, maybe. But it's so hard to know. I just need a lot of prayer.

Other exciting events: My mother is very ill today. She's been sick all weekend. She's showing symptoms of whooping cough, and she was exposed to it recently. I have talked to Bunnyservant, who is studying pharmacy and generally knows a lot about health care (plus she has access to a bunch of medical journals and medical databases), and Bunnyservant confirmed my fears. There is a very good chance that my mother has whooping cough.

This is not a good thing, because if she does have whooping cough, that means the entire family (myself, my father, and my mother) will be quarantined to the house for who-knows-how-long. Also my father and I will have to get onto antibiotics ASAP. Not to mention, my mom is really sick. And I don't like seeing her sick. I just want her to get better soon.

Saturday, January 14, 2006

i had a dream about him last night

It was weird, as dreams usually are. But it ended with me calling out, screaming for him, begging him to help me. And then he wasn't there.

Lord, take this from me!

when there are no words...

I know God always knows what is best. I know God's plan is always best for us. But I sure don't understand it most of the time. I remember how, in elementary and high school, I was bullied so badly and I didn't understand it at all. But now I am thankful for that because in the past three years, those experiences have helped me to reach out to several young ladies whom I have mentored, and they have made me a stronger person.

But today's trials - I don't understand. I don't know why. It's really hard to trust God when I don't understand.

I'll try to explain more later.

When there are no words... there are only tears... and when there are no more tears... there is only Jesus.

Friday, January 13, 2006

what I'm thinking

Maybe I should become a nun. Linny would understand.

It's over. Or at least, it's as good as over.

Bunnyservant says I should post a profile on eHarmony. I might. But it seems awful soon.

On another note, here's an only slightly amusing website I found tonight. Heal my broken heart.

Let the healing begin. I hate going down these untraveled roads. Oh well. Here I go.

Stupid In America: Why I'm Glad Someone Finally Gets It

http://abcnews.go.com/2020/Stossel/story?id=1500338

It's not about more money. It's not about fancy curriculums or fancy buildings. It's not about teachers who have more degrees or more letters after their names. It's not about the administrators.

It's about students. It's about teachers who care. It's about making learning fun.

That's why I decided to become a teacher.

Maybe I should move. To China.

wisdom

"I think if [you've] tried to reach out to these people and they don't respond to[you], I wouldn't keep pursuing it. I would just let it go, and maybe one day they will come to you. But I think you might be a happier person if you didn't keep trying to be a part of them."

~Essie Mae Washington-Williams

Thursday, January 12, 2006

the to-do list keeps getting longer...

As I enjoy these final days of unemployment, I'm figuring out which projects I have to complete in these final days.

I'd like to finish the scarf for my mother. (see my post "moderate success") Since I've figured out how to do this, it would be really neat to be able to do it while she is at work and surprise her with it.

I would also like to totally remodel and reload my 150m website. One of my "things", which sets me apart from my other job applicants, is that I know HTML. (at least a little bit) I would really like to learn CSS as well and create a website that I can (potentially) reference for an employer.

It's also likely that, eventually, after I feel like I have a good grasp on HTML and CSS, I will load another site entirely that I can use as a reference site, to display my ability with HTML and CSS and also to display my resume, possibly a cover letter, and who knows what else.

Unfortunately, this means that I will probably spend most of the day tomorrow working on my website and, when I get frustrated with that, crocheting my scarf for awhile. So I may or may not be seen out in the blogosphere. Hope to catch you all soon!

what a day!

Wow, it's been a crazy day! I got up this morning and put the finishing touches on my resume and cover letter, then ran around like a madwoman trying to print my resumes and cover letters on cotton linen paper and get them into 9"x12" envelopes. Then I printed a couple of Google maps and drove to two district central offices to turn in said resumes and cover letters. I spent the remainder of the afternoon updating my application on MOREAP. Yikes!

I feel pretty confident though. Tomorrow I'm going to have to drive around for awhile and figure out where a bunch of schools are located. Gee whiz... I guess I'm officially moving from the "unemployed" to the "employed". Maybe I'm crazy. But if I'm lucky, my future will hold a paycheck and another chance to make a difference in a child's life.

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

moderate success

I switched to double crochet, and I've had some success with that. But it's going awfully slowly.



(My scarf is on the right. On the left are the balls of yarn.)

scarves and fur

I bought a bunch of this Lion Brand Fun Fur, because I wanted to make two scarves from it: one for my mother, and one for my sister. I started that this afternoon, but I have been terribly frustrated thus far. I have never used a hook as large as this one (P/11.5 mm), nor have I used eyelash yarn before. Grrrr. I am hoping to figure this out on my own, so that I can surprise my family with these gifts. But I am afraid I will need my mother's help. I'll let you know how it turns out.

teeheehee....

I was going out earlier today, when I passed this stop sign in my neighborhood. It tickled my fancy, and I happened to have my camera with me, so I snapped a couple of photos.




If you can't tell, there is a shoe tied around the stop sign by the laces. Heehee!

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Snow!!!

It snowed today! It didn't stick much, but there was enough sticking to look really pretty. I took a bunch of photos in our yard. Here's one shot, and the rest of the photos can be seen on my Flickr album.



Tidybowl's Flickr Album

ideas for my website

Hey everyone... I am totally overhauling and redesigning my other website (tidybowl.150m.com), and I'm a little short on ideas. What do you think I should include?

time, change, and high school

Yesterday I was looking at my high school's almumni website, reading the profiles of many of the people I graduated with. It was fascinating to read the many ways in which my classmates have changed. Some of them have changed for the better. Many have changed in the opposite direction.

I also cross-checked the names on the website with a state database of misdeameanor and criminal convicts. Sad but fascinating.

The alumni website linked to many of my classmates' blogs and websites. Reading their profiles, and reading their blogs, was a sad form of entertainment. Psychologists say that "the best predictor of future behavior is past behavior", and they're right. The people who drank or did drugs or slept around in high school were still drinking, doing drugs, sleeping around, etc. Most of them have parented at least one child out-of-wedlock. Several of them have a criminal record. A frightening number of them are on probabation, and a half-dozen of them are now on the sex offender registry.

But that didn't surprise me. Perhaps what saddens me most is reading about the people who were involved in the local youth groups, but who are now living on the opposite end of the spectrum. For the sake of anonymity I will not link to their blogs or mention their names on here. However, suffice it to say that many people from my high school have lost my respect.

I have a class reunion coming up. I don't think I will go. There was a far greater number of classmates who chose a downhill path for their lives, than those who chose an uphill path.

It leads me to wonder who I will be and where I will be in ten years. Lord willing, I pray that I can grow even closer to Him.

Bombing Starbucks??

This morning, as I was checking the morning news on cnn.com, I found this story about a bomb found at a San Francisco Starbucks. The bomb was disarmed, but I just have to say - come on, Starbucks? Is that what this world is coming to? I know, some people are anti-Starbucks, but do they really think that bombing Starbucks is the solution? That's just crazy.

Ooooh, that reminds me, I should stop by Starbucks and get a Frappuccino later today.

Monday, January 09, 2006

A good guy...

Tonight, Michael Swartz emailed me a quote from The American Princess' blog. Princess was speaking in terms of Samuel Alito's nomination for the Supreme Court, but she still knew exactly what to say:

"But what about the men? What about the conservative men? Obviously, Sam Alito is totally cute, and totally smart, but after the liberals get through with him, he's going to be ripped to shreds, only after being bored out of his mind. All for being a conservative guy.

These days they seem to be getting kind of a bad rap. Conservative guys are not your hotsy-totsy, Kenneth Cole shirt and Zur shaving cream kind of guys. They don't have much of a reputation for being the hottest dressers or the most suave, and most of them probably preffered Chess Club to the local watering hole. They might bag their own groceries, tie their own shoes and pick out their own ties.

But they're also coming back into style. Suddenly, that guy who rivaled Doogie Howser for "inherent coolness" is getting his moment on the big stage...

The New York Times is pretty convinced that its the fact that despite the easy classification based on the fact that Sam Alito isn't really all that embarassed that he has a giant bald spot (he joked whether he should wear a toupee or a baseball cap to his hearings), wears the same suit over and over, and has a really bad high school photo (right), Sam Alito just isn't afraid to be himself, and really that's the hottest thing that a guy can ever be. And that's probably true, but when you look at the available options, conservative men, despite the fact that their horn-rimmed glasses might get in the way, are the best option.

Maybe because when women look out for a good guy, they aren't looking for a superweenie girly-man liberal who cries at the end of Disney movies and likes to tell you "how they feel," while offering to bake you something and then take you shoe shopping. They don't want nasty little spineless wonders with no taste in sporting events and a propensity for carrying a man-bag. They want men with values, men with steadfast ideals, men who know what it means to be men. We want guys who are not only comfortable with their place in this world, who like being who they are, they like being men. And they happen to like being married, having families, and smart, conservative women.

And there is nothing sexier than a conservative voting record.

Nothing."


Yea. She knows what she's talking about. While it's always nice if my guy wants to go shopping with me or bake cookies with me, I am definitely more attracted to a man who is willing to be a man. I am attracted to a man who is not afraid to be himself and is not ashamed of being himself. I'm attracted to a man with values and ideals. And I'm attracted to a man who is not only willing, but desires, to be married, to have a family, to have a wife whose values are as equally conservative, and to raise his children within that atmostphere of conservatism. Most importantly, I'm attracted to a man who is a Christian, and who is not ashamed of being a Christian.

land of the free, home of the brave

In January 2000, the department of Immigration and Naturalization Services estimated that there were 7 million illegal aliens living in the United States, and that this number was growing by a half a million every year. This puts the current number of illegal aliens living in the United States at roughly 9.5 million. Immigrant labor is a hotly debated topic (let alone illegal immigrant labor). One Washington Times story cites immigrant labor to be a net drain of $70 billion per year on the U.S. economy.

Now, I don't support illegal immigration in any way. I am a great supporter of legalized immigration, though, and lately I've been wondering if the government is restricting immigration too much. See, people claim that immigrant labor is a drain on the U.S. economy. But when you walk into McDonald's, what language are they usually speaking? Immigrant laborers are working as meatpackers, hotel maids, gardners, seamstresses, farm laborers, and construction hands, just to name a few. I really wonder how many Americans would be willing to work those jobs, if we were to cut off immigration. I'm sure there would be some, but would there be enough Americans to make up for the loss of the immigrants? Somehow I doubt there would be. What do you think?

Sunday, January 08, 2006

bookmarks




I crocheted this bookmark tonight. It turned out remarkably well, considering I have no prior experience working with hooks smaller than 4mm (G), and I used a 1.75mm hook for this. I think tomorrow I will call A's mother and ask if I can take her out to lunch. I think she'd really like this bookmark.

my asian cell phone case

Inspired by a post on my friend Drea's blog, I decided to write a post about my cell phone case. Since my dad used to work for Sprint, I've had a cell phone since I was a sophomore in high school. I got my cell phone case in Thailand two years later.




The first photo is a shot of my cell phone case. The second is a shot of the case with my phone halfway in it.

If I recall correctly, the case cost me about $2. I've never bought a different case, and frankly I don't use this case much. I usually carry my phone in my pocket or in my purse - it has a cell phone pocket on it.

the stalker reveals herself......

K--- called again today. Ironically just as my family and I were sitting down to dinner. Turns out she is someone I knew in high school. I wasn't thinking that! My dad's message said I had talked to her a year ago... well, apparently I ran into her at the library a year ago. I guess I didn't remember that! Anyway, she was a friend of Bunnyservant and myself during high school. She's having a baby soon and wanted to invite us to the baby shower. How about that...

Saturday, January 07, 2006

so i got this message today...

Very strange. I was out of the house most of the day, and when I got home, my dad gave me a message to "Call K----, 555-1234, she said she hasn't talked to you in about a year". I'm stumped. I don't know anyone named K----.

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

the freakiest thing happened just now...

Ok, so I was sitting here on my laptop computer, in the La-z-boy, working on a few cover letters to send out with my resumes and playing one of the CDs I got for Christmas on my computer. I'm just bopping along, writing and updating and la de da, when all of a sudden...

...I hear this huge THUMP!!! come from the foyer-area of the house. Our foyer is tiled, so it was a huge, echo-y kind of thump. I jumped a bit and hit the "mute" button for the music on my computer. I'm thinking, "Who's there? what's going on? is there an intruder in my house?"

All this, keeping in mind that, there has been a rash of home invasions on the other side of town. Granted, those were all on the other side of town, but still...

So, crazy me, I know I have to go find out what's going on. I start looking around me for some kind of weapon to take with me. (I don't own a firearm.) In my mind I'm thinking: baseball bat, maybe some kind of heavy lamp. I find myself surrounded by things that are either small, light, or - small and light! Finally, on the floor next to me, I find my old Bop-It game:



It's fairly heavy, so I quietly set down my laptop and pick up my Bop-It game. I sneak around to the foyer and the living room on the other side of the house: clear. I check the upstairs bathrooms and bedrooms, one room at a time. I begin to resemble Detectives Benson and Stabler, from my favorite version of Law and Order - "SVU".







Upstairs was clear! Feeling a bit silly, I returned to the La-Z-Boy to write this post. Perhaps I've begun hearing things.

Respect

After I started my series on the Biblical biographies of Jesus, I realized just how much time and research was involved in writing those posts. So, I thought that today I would take a break from that and think about something else.

In my upcoming classroom, there's a lot of words I'm going to have to discuss. Some schools call them "character words", some schools call them "power words", etc., but they're really all the same. I wanted to put a few of the words out here on the internet so that I can gather your opinions on what the words mean. I'd also like to hear how you believe you can see these words demonstrated. I will post a couple of "dictionary" definitions or other definitions I can find on the internet, and hopefully in a few days I will give you my definition.

The first word I'd like to hear about is "respect".

From Merriam-Webster Online (http://www.m-w.com/):
Function: noun
1 : a relation or reference to a particular thing or situation
2 : an act of giving particular attention : CONSIDERATION
3 a : high or special regard : ESTEEM b : the quality or state of being esteemed c plural : expressions of respect or deference
4 : PARTICULAR, DETAIL
- in respect of chiefly British : with respect to : CONCERNING
- in respect to : with respect to : CONCERNING
- with respect to : with reference to : in relation to
Function: transitive verb
1 a : to consider worthy of high regard : ESTEEM b : to refrain from interfering with
2 : to have reference to : CONCERN

From Cambridge Dictionaries Online:
respect (ADMIRATION) Show phonetics
noun [U]
admiration felt or shown for someone or something that you believe has good ideas or qualities:
I have great/the greatest respect for his ideas, although I don't agree with them.
She is a formidable figure who commands a great deal of respect (= who is greatly admired by others).
New teachers have to earn/gain the respect of their students.
See also self-respect.
respect (HONOUR) Show phonetics
noun [U]
1 politeness, honour and care shown towards someone or something that is considered important:
You really should treat your parents with more respect.
She has no respect for other people's property (= She does not treat it carefully).

2 when you accept that something which is established or formally agreed is right or important and do not attempt to change it or harm it:
In their senseless killing of innocent people, the terrorists have shown their lack of respect for human life.
She grumbled that young people today have/show no respect for the law.

3 when you accept that different customs or cultures are different from your own and behave towards them in a way which would not cause offence:
She teaches the students to have respect for different races and appreciate the diversity of other cultures.

Okay... this should be enough to chew on for awhile. I will post all comments as long as they are appropriate (no foul language or inappropriate innuendo).

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

Six Reasons Why I Believe In the Biblical Biographies of Jesus: Part Three

3. The Documentary Evidence
Were Jesus' Biographies Reliably Preserved for Us?

"These are significant questions, and they're equally relevant in examining the New Testament. When I hold a Bible in my hands, essentially I'm holding copies of the biographies of Jesus - Mathew, Mark, Luke, and John - and all the other books of the Old and New Testaments have long ago crumpled into dust. So how can I be sure that these modern-day versions - the end product of countless copying throughout the ages - bear any resemblance to what the authors originally wrote?

"In addition, how can I tell if these four biographies are telling the whole story? What if there were other biographies of Jesus that have been censored because the early church didn't like the image of Jesus they portrayed? How could I have confidence that church politics haven't squelched biographies of Jesus that were every bit as accurate as the four that were finally included in the New Testament, and that would shed important new light on the words and deeds of this controversial carpenter from Nazareth?"

~Lee Strobel

"This isn't an issue that's unique to the Bible; it's a question we can ask of other documents that have come down to us from antiquity. But what the New Testament has in its favor, especially when compared with other ancient writings, is the unprecedented multiplicity of copies that have survived. The more often you have copies that agree with each other, especially if they emerge from different geographic areas, the more you can cross-check them to figure out what the original document was like.

"We [also] have copies commencing within a couple of generations from the writing of the originals, whereas in the case of other ancient texts, maybe five, eight, or ten centuries elapsed between the original and the earliest surviving copy.

"In addition to Greek manuscripts, we also have translations of the gospels into other languages at a relatively early time - into Latin, Syriac, and Coptic. And beyond that, we have what may be called secondary translations made a little later, like Armenian and Gothic. And a lot of others - Georgian, Ethiopic, a great variety.

"Even if we had no Greek manuscripts today, by piecing together the information from these translations from a relatively early date, we could actually reproduce the contents of the New Testament. In addition to that, even if we lost all the Greek manuscripts and the early translations, we could still reproduce the contents of the New Testament from the multiplicity of quotations in commentaries, sermons, letters, and so forth of the early church fathers."

~Bruce M. Metzger, Ph.D.
Master's degree, Princeton Theological Seminary
Master's degree, Princeton University
Doctorate, Princeton University
Honorary doctorate, St. Andrews University
Honorary doctorate, University of Munster
Honorary doctorate, Potchefstroom University
Professor emeritus, Princeton Theological Seminary

Monday, January 02, 2006

Six Reasons Why I Believe In the Biblical Biographies of Jesus: Part Two

2. Testing the Eyewitness Evidence
Do the Biographies of Jesus Stand Up to Scrutiny?

"Defense attorneys have a challenging job: to raise questions, to generate doubts, to probe the soft and vulnerable spots of a witness's story. They do this by subjecting the testimony to a variety of tests. The idea is that honest and accurate testimony will withstand scrutiny, while false, exaggerated, or misleading testimony will be exposed... The time [has] come to subject Dr. Blomberg's testimony to tests that [will] either reveal its weaknesses or underscore its strengths."
~Lee Strobel

A. The Intention Test
Were these first-century writers interested in recording what actually happened?

Many have undertaken to draw up an account of the things that have been fulfilled among us, just as they were handed down to us by those wh from the first were eyewitnesses and servants of the word. Therefore, since I myself have carefully investigated everything from the beginning, it seems good also to me to write an orderly account for you, most excellent Theophilus, so that you may know the certainty of the things you have been taught.
~Luke 1:1-4

"As you can see, Luke is clearly saying he intended to write accurately about the things he investigated and found to be well-supported by witnesses... It's true that Mark and Matthew don't have this kind of explicit statement. However, they are close to Luke in terms of genre, and it seems reasonable that Luke's historical intent would closely mirror theirs.

"The only other statement of purpose in the gospels comes in John 20:31: 'These are written that you may believe that Jesus is the Christ, the Son of God, and that by believing you may have life in his name.'

"I'll grant you that [this sounds more like a theological statement than a historical statement]. But if you're going to be convinced enough to believe, the theology has to flow from accurate history. Besides, there's an important piece of implicit evidence that can't be overlooked. Consider the way the gospels are written - in a sober and responsible fashion, with accurate and incidental details, with obvious care and exactitude. You don't find the outlandish flourishes and blatant mythologizing that you see in a lot of other ancient writings.

"It seems quite apparent that the goal of the gospel writers was to attempt to record what had actually occurred."

~Dr. Craig Blomberg, Ph.D.

B. The Ability Test
Even if the writers intended to reliably record history, were they able to do so? How can we be sure that the material about Jesus’ life and teachings was well preserved for thirty years before it was finally written down in the gospels?

"We have to remember that we're in a foreign land in a distant time and place and in a culture that has not yet invented computers or even the printing press. Books – or actually, scrolls of papyrus - were relatively rare. Therefore education, learning, worship, teaching in religious communities - all this was done by word of mouth.

"Rabbis became famous for having the entire Old Testament committed to memory. So it would have been well with the capability of Jesus' disciples to have committed much more to memory than appears in all four gospels put together - and to have passed it along accurately.

"It is difficult for us to imagine today, but this was an oral culture, in which there was great emphasis placed on memorization. And remember that eighty to ninety percent of Jesus' words were originally in poetic form. This doesn't mean stuff that rhymes, but it has a meter, balanced lines, parallelism, and so forth - and this would have created a great memory help.

"The other thing that needs to be said is that the definition of memorization was more flexible back then. In studies of culture with oral traditions, there was freedom to vary how much of the story was told on any given occasion - what was included, what was left out, what was explained, and so forth... However, there were always fixed points that were unalterable, and the community had the right to intervene and correct the storyteller if he erred on these important aspects of the story."

~Dr. Craig Blomberg

C. The Character Test
Was it in the character of those writers to be truthful? Was there any evidence of dishonesty or immorality that might taint their ability or willingness to transmit history accurately?

"We simply do not have any reasonable evidence to suggest they were anything but people of great integrity. We see them reporting the words and actions of a man who called to as exacting a level of integrity as any religion has ever known. They were willing to live out their beliefs even to the point of ten of the eleven remaining disciples being put to grisly deaths, which shows great character. In terms of honesty, in terms of truthfulness, in terms of virtue and morality, these people had a track record that should be envied."
~Dr. Craig Blomberg

D. The Consistency Test
This is a test that skeptics often charge the gospels with failing. After all, aren't they hopelessly contradictory with each other? Aren't there irreconcilable discrepancies among the various gospel accounts? And if there are, how can anyone trust anything they have to say?

"[There are numerous points at which the gospels appear to disagree.] These range all the way from very minor variations in wording to the most famous apparent contradictions. My own conviction is, once you allow for the elements I've talked about earlier - of paraphrase' of abridgment, of explanatory additions, of selection, of omission - the gospels are extremely consistent with each other by ancient standards, which are the only standards by which it's fair to judge them...

"If the gospels were too consistent, that in itself would invalidate them as independent witnesses. People would then say we really only have one testimony that everybody else is just parroting.

"[In Matthew it says a centurion came to ask Jesus to heal his servant. However, Luke says the centurion sent the elders to do this.] Think about it this way: in our world today, we may hear a news report that says, 'The president today announced that...' when in fact the speech was actually written by a speechwriter and delivered by the press secretary - and with a little luck, the president might have glanced at it somewhere in between. Yet nobody accuses that broadcast of being in error.

"In a similar way, in the ancient world it was perfectly understood and accepted that actions were often attribute to people when in fact they occurred through their subordinates or emissaries."

~Dr. Craig Blomberg

E. The Bias Test
Did the gospel writers have any biases that might have colored their work? Did they have any vested interest in skewing the material they were reporting on?

"I'll concede [that the gospel writers loved Jesus]. It creates the potential for this to happen. But on the other hand, people can so honor and respect someone that it prompts them to record his life with great integrity. That's the way they show their love for him. And I think that’s what happened here.

"Besides, the disciples had nothing to gain except criticism, ostracism, and martyrdom. They certainly had nothing to win financially. If anything, this would have provided pressure to keep quiet, to deny Jesus, to downplay him, even to forget they ever met him - yet because of their integrity, they proclaimed what they saw, even when it meant suffering and death."

~Dr. Craig Blomberg

F. The Cover-Up Test
When people testify about events they saw, they will often try to protect themselves or others by conveniently forgetting to mention details that are embarrassing or hard to explain. As a result, this raises uncertainty about the veracity of their entire testimony.

"There's a large body of Jesus' teaching called the hard sayings of Jesus. Some of it is very ethically demanding. If I were inventing a religion to suit my fancy, I probably wouldn't tell myself to be as perfect as my heavenly Father is perfect, or define adultery to include lust in my heart.

"Jesus' baptism is another example. You can explain why Jesus, who was without sin, allowed himself to be baptized, but why not make things easier by leaving it out altogether? On the cross Jesus cried out, 'My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?' It would have been in the self-interest of the writers to omit that because it raises too many questions.

"Mark's perspective of Peter (the disciple) is pretty consistently unflattering. And he's the ringleader! The disciples repeatedly misunderstand Jesus. James and John want the places as Jesus right and left hand, and he has to teach them hard lessons about servant leadership instead. They look like a bunch of self-serving, self-seeking, dull-witted people a lot of the time.

"Now, we already know that the gospel writers were selective; John's gospel ends by saying, somewhat hyperbolically, that the whole world couldn't contain all the information that could have been written about Jesus. So had they left some of this out, that in and of itself wouldn't necessarily have been seen as falsifying the story.

"But here's the point: if they didn't feel free to leave out stuff when it would have been convenient and helpful to do so, is it really plausible to believe that they outright added and fabricated material with no historical basis?

"I'd think not."

~Dr. Craig Blomberg, Ph.D.

G. The Corroboration Test
When the gospels mention people, places, and events, do they check out to be correct in cases in which they can be independently verified?

"Yes, they do, and the longer people explore this, the more the details get confirmed. Within the last hundred years archaeology has repeatedly unearthed discoveries that have confirmed specific references in the gospels, particularly in the gospel of John - ironically, the one that's supposedly so suspect!

"Now, yes, there are still some unresolved issues, and there have been times when archeology has created new problems, but those are a tiny minority compared with the number of examples of corroboration.

"In addition, we can learn through non-Christian sources a lot of facts about Jesus that corroborate key teachings and events in his life. And when you stop to think that ancient historians for the most part dealt only with political rulers, emperors, kings, military battles, official religious people, and major philosophical movements, it's remarkable how much we can learn about Jesus and his followers even though they fit none of those categories at the time these historians were writing."

~Dr. Craig Blomberg, Ph.D.

H. The Adverse Witness Test
Were others present who would have contradicted or corrected the gospels if they had been distorted or false? In other words, do we see examples of contemporaries of Jesus complaining that the gospel accounts were just plain wrong?

"Many people had reasons for wanting to discredit this movement and would have done so if they could have simply told history better. Yet look what his opponents did say. In later Jewish writings Jesus is called a sorcerer who led Israel astray - which acknowledges that he really did work marvelous wonders, although the writers dispute the source of his power.

"This would have been the perfect opportunity to say something like, 'The Christians will tell you he worked miracles, but we're here to tell you he didn't.' Yet that's the one thing we never see his opponents saying. Instead they implicitly acknowledge that what the gospels wrote - that Jesus performed miracles - is true.

"We have a picture of what was initially a very vulnerable and fragile movement that was being subjected to persecution. If critics could have attacked it on the basis that it was full of falsehoods or distortions, they would have.

"But that's exactly what we don't see."

~Dr. Craig Blomberg

Six Reasons Why I Believe In the Biblical Biographies of Jesus: Part One

1. The Eyewitness Evidence
Can the Biographies of Jesus be Trusted?

"Eyewitness testimony is powerful. In a court of law, one of the most dramatic moments is when the witness describes in detail the crime he or she saw and then points confidently to the defendant as being the perpetrator... When a witness has had ample opportunity to observe a crime, when there's no bias or ulterior motives, when the witness is truthful and fair, the climactic act of pointing out a defendant in a courtroom can be enough to doom a person to prison or worse. Eyewitness testimony is just as crucial in investigating historical matters - even the issue of whether Jesus Christ is the Son of God."
~Lee Strobel

"The uniform testimony of the early church was that Matthew, also known as Levi, the tax collector and one of the twelve disciples, was the author of the first gospel; that John Mark, a companion of Peter, was the author of the gospel we call Mark; and that Luke, known as Paul's 'beloved physician,' wrote both the gospel of Luke and the Acts of the Apostles.

"Mark and Luke weren't even among the twelve disciples. Matthew was, but as a former hated tax collector, he would have been the most infamous character next to Judas Iscariot, who betrayed Jesus!... So there would non have been any reason to attribute authorship to these three less respected people if it weren't true.

"[The gospel of John] is the one exception. Interestingly, John is the only gospel about which there is some question about authorship... The name of the author isn't in doubt - it's certainly John. The question is whether it was John the apostle or a different John. You see, the testimony of a Christian writer named Papias, dated about A.D. 125, refers to John the apostle and John the elder, and it's not clear from the context whether he's talking about one person from two perspectives or two different people. But granted that exception, the rest of the early testimony is unanimous that it was John the apostle - the son of Zebedee - who wrote the gospel... In any event, [this] gospel is obviously based on eyewitness material, as are the other three gospels."

~Dr. Craig Blomberg, Ph.D
B.A., Summa Cum Laude, religion, mathematics education, and Spanish, Augustana College
M.A., New Testament, Trinity Evangelical Divinity School
Ph.D, New Testament, specializing in the parables and writings of Luke and Acts, Aberdeen University, Scotland
Author, The Historical Reliability of the Gospels

deleting comments and why I hate to do it

Nine months ago, when my sister convinced me to create "Tidy Bowl's Not-So-Tidy Thoughts", I dreamed of a place on the internet where people could come for wholesome, productive debate. I've never had a problem with people who disagree with me. However, as I neared graduation and "TBNSTT" evolved into "Tidy Bowl Begins", two of my frequent readers became the two girls I mentor, B and A. B is 13 years old and in the 7th grade. A is 14 years old and in the 9th grade.

Before B and A viewed this blog, I warned them of what they would see on here - that there were some people who disagreed with me and that often, those people could be quite unreasonable in their beliefs. I checked this blog multiple times every day to ensure that none of the comments were inappropriate.

Around the end of November or beginning of December, Drea suggested that I turn on comment moderation. I was hesitant to do that because I have always been such a huge proponent of the first amendment, free speech, etc. However, Dan at Crallspace had pushed me over the edge. He has written three inappropriate comments within four hours, and I cannot allow this at Tidy Bowl Begins.

Sorry, folks. I wish I didn't have to do this. But my brothers and sisters will understand that the world we live in has forced me to this point.